On a Day Like Today...

caritasings:

midwestfuckyeah:

midwesternrefugee:

Wisconsin’s “Mac Daddy” eats 25,000th Big Mac

FON DU LAC, Wis. — In a sweeping victory for heart disease, a man from - you guessed it - Wisconsin ate his 25,000th McDonald’s Big Mac yesterday.

That means that 57-year-old retired prison guard Don Gorske has eaten roughly 1.76 Big Mac sandwiches every day since his first one back in 1972.

And as an added bonus, he hoards the trash for posterity. His basement is home to almost every Big Mac receipt or box he’s ever eaten.

Looks like he’s saving that hairstyle for posterity, too…

*Midwesterners - figuring out what works, what we like and rocking it forever.

This guy’s nephew was my English teacher Sophomore year of high school. CRAZY RIGHT?

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   This guy’s nephew was my English teacher Sophomore year of high school. CRAZY RIGHT?

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   Beyond embarrassed.

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   Looks like he’s saving that hairstyle...posterity, too… *Midwesterners

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